theclearlydope:

Mall walking apparently.
newsweek:

gifhound:

WTF. Mark Zuckerberg and now-wife Priscilla Chan were spotted in this video for a Chinese TV documentary about the police force. The AP confirms that Zuckerberg and Chan were in Shanghai on vacation in late March when this footage was captured. 
(Via CCTV)

What in the world…
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paveparadise:

myratter:

lizdexia:

shelbiina:

lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
1985 | Bowling for Soup
Bad Day | Daniel Powter
Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
Crazy in Love | Beyonce
Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
The Reason | Hoobastank
Hey Ya | Outkast 
My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
Work It | Missy Elliott
White Flag | Dido
Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
Milkshake | Kelis
Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
Mr. Brightside | The Killers
Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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Id rather gouge my eyes out than listen to this shit again

You sound charming.

All of these songs were my shit. Downloading. 

This is the best thing ever

Thank you! :) <3 <3 <3

No problem!

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
marriamgerges:

reallytruly:

crystalindulgence:

gloomyteens:

sh4ne:

try turning it off and back on again??

i think the battery is low try charging it

just blow into the side bit 

put it in some rice 

have you done a software update?
whos-mybitchh:

40p:

put some ice cubes in your ice t

Lord Have Mercy
thehottestdesignershades:

thechildrensplace:

caseymakesart:

This was for an assignment on grief. Everyone else did tsunami victims and all I could think about was Kim Kardashian blubbering.
20”x 30”
charcoal and graphite

KIM KARDASHIAN, RENEE GRAZIANO AND LINDSAY LOHAN OMFOGJAKLASGSA THIS IS AMAZING

lmao